Hi, my name is Laine and I make stuff sometimes. I am currently out here living a jack-of-all-trades, master-of-none kinda life. I can bake a cake, knit a sock, and play a tune on an accordion, but I don't have the attention span to master any of those skills.

I am foolishly optimistic, can't do a push-up to save my life, and don't want any ice with my drink, thank you very much.